You stare at a monitor and all you see is the word DELAYED highlighted in yellow. Blind Melon’s ‘No Rain’ plays overhead….it’s pouring down rain outside. Maybe that’s funny.
The 2 guys and 1 girl on a business trip next to you tell stories of Kid Rock in Detroit. A cop on a Segway is wearing a helmet. To be honest I’d rather be delayed here in Nashville than anywhere else.
There is no talking for an early flight. Just zombie like looks and closed eyes. No one much cares about appearances. Adidas pants and flip flops will work just fine.
Chicago airports are the best places in the World for people watching. Even better than Vegas. Midway beats O’Hare by a mile if you ask me.